The ‘Heroes’ Begin their assault on the coven. The big cat lady attack with vicious ferocity only to be repelled by their telekinetic barrier. Spider-an joins the fray as well with very little success as well. Some of the citizens despite their saviors seem highly ungrateful and are attacking the Heroes. what ahs gotten into everyone. Where did their common sense? I do not understand exactly what is going on. Please somebody help us. I don’t think this is natural. Why would they do this. It seems they are paying the price. OH MY GOD!! There is blood everywhere! Oh God somebody help uS! I can hear the screams of the children as they are ripped apart the cries of women and the utter terror of the men. Oh God ! These heroes are no heroes. They are no better than the witches. They…. They are monsters. Somebody Help us!
Whether witches or telepaths it doesn’t matter. the fear and destruction wrought here is palpable. Anything in their path suffers. were they here to destroy us or protect us. We just don’t know. What was Stone thinking. We have doubts about our supposed leader. The fear and intimidation they gave off was unlike anything i have ever felt before. I could have sworn the entire world shook under their wake. Stone has gone off the deep end to trust these women. Then again are the heroes any better. The leader….. the leader…. no one knows who she i. Even though her face is not hidden there seems to be something clouding all rationality and judgement. It keeps you from figuring anything out. Dark skies and utter fear is all i feel as i watch this display. The screams and pain of other people is too much my own fear is taking over. Oh dear sweet merciful GOd help us all! Hopefully Spider-man AND Sesshat are enough to deter this loathsome coven of witches. If they can’t God help us all
Earlier this morning the Terrorist known as She-Hulk and the reprocessed living weapon known as code name Marvel were seen brutally attacking an innocent Woman dressed in black for no reason what so ever from what we have gathered.
In the mist of that it seems the Green Raging Monster we know as The Hulk was seen helping this woman but from close shots thanks to our brave camera men who were there to see it all it seems the beast had pure red eyes and was showing signs of accelerated aging in its face which could only mean one thing the beast was actually a clone. Either way it did help the woman manage to get away from the terrorist and living weapon even handling its own against the both of them that is to Marvel Boy turned into some sort of sentient being made entirely out of pure being, the battle was brutal and it seemed Marvel Boy took massive injuries in the long run of things but it seems he was powerful enough to destroy the clone of Hulk with a large emit of pure energy that was close to the power of an atomic bomb. Our CEO of Alchemax Tyler Stone had this to say…..Tyler Stone: “Monster or no monster She Hulk and Marvel Boy put the lives of many in huge danger non of my men at the Public Eye Police would have done that if they were around and even though the monster was destroyed there was more damage done in the end….I would take matters into my own hand but do to some riots of “new heroes” followers starting to multiple faster then rabbits I will have to put any future investigations on hold for now until my men can settle things in my city”……..It seems these terrorists have started to infect the minds of our own fellow New Yorkers but I do have hope that Alchemax and the Public Eye Police will be able to bring justice amongst these monsters and keep us all safe as they usually do. Find out what the next breaking news will be by tuning in to New York New York good times News.
Reported by Alfred Shig
Earlier this morning a situation went down that has changed something we may have never seen in a long time justice brought to this city. Thats right viewers it seems our very own Spider-Punisher has finally rid this city of the terrorist known as electric Christy, for those that don’t remember Christy use to be a very well respected high officer of the Public Eye Police but after seeming to have the hots for fellow electric terrorist Livewire she turned traitor and even tried to find ways to assassinate Tyler Stone himself.
Tyler Stone: Christy for most of the time I knew her was actually a very troubled young woman she had a rough life and even had a huge drug addiction I had tried to help her stay on the straight path and have her change her ways but someone people can’t be saved it seems…She tried to brainwash my loyal Bodyguard to turn against me luckily with Spider-Punisher’s training he not only managed to stay on the side of justice but also finally rid us of electric Christy once and for all”.
From what some civilians had heard it seems Christy had tried tried to seduce the loyal Spider-Punisher promising false hopes and lies outside of Alchemax but he did not fall for them as she went to grab his hand he slayed her where she stood by shanking her 27 times in the stomach area and watched her bleed out. With the news of the terrorist known as Electric Christy dead I’m glad to say this worl may be say with Stone, Spider-Punisher, and the rest of the Public Eye Police incharge and I also like to thank them for what they did today.
Find out what else comes our way by tunning in next time at New York New York good times News.
Reported by Alfred Shigg
Was this really necessary? The Unicorn was easily overpowered and bought down by the heroes. Villains like this pretty much defeat themselves. With evil doers like this….who needs heroes. Who is the Unicorn? Where did he come from ? Is he a danger to anyone but himself? Where did he get his outfit? Who knows………..the fans reply….whatever.
Is this guy for real? There is no ambiguity about this guy’s campiness. The unicorn faces down the forces of Derek Powers. The villain comes in screaming “I am the Unicorn” The unbearably cheesy suit, the campy attitude….someone call the circus i think one of clowns has gone missing. Regardless of what you might think of Him he did hold his own….for a short time. Not wanting to see 30 on 1 Silk Spectre the 3rd and Green Lantern joined the fray against Blight’s forces.
Heroes take the fight to the PEP!
Yesterday morning during a ‘routine’ search of the neighborhood the PEP stones lap dogs ran into a group of Heroes consisting of, Our very own Spider-Man, a woman who looks like a nurse, another woman who was wearing a black and yellow, Electric Christy and a man who called himself ‘The Doctor’ As well as our favorite merc with the mouth Deadpool!
The heroes arrived to be greeted by the PEP’s ‘finest’ (Yeah right) Soldiers which included a few grunt soldiers and also Stones favorite mechanized toys, The Elites. It looks like a semi winning battle from the start, The two ladies who we are just getting word that go by the Alias ‘Night Nurse’ and ‘Silk Specter the III’ Took the fight to the grunts, While Silk Specter displayed tremendous amounts of acrobatic proficiency Night Nurse prepared what we can only guess was some sort of sedative. Our fearless fighter Spider-Man took the fight straight to the leader who has been named as Ro, apparently Ro is a very decorated ‘soldier’ (Lap dog) Who has clashed with Spider-Man in the past. While our resident merc with the almost unstopable mouth took the fight to some of The elites slashing and smashing them with his swords while also declaring that he wanted some chimichangas. ‘The Doctor’ Apparently used some tech which caused one of the robots to explode from the inside, Electric Christy newly returned hero began fighting some of the grunts as well.
Eventually Blackfire arrived to give the PEP (Lap dogs) a hand as they were fighting a losing battle (Getting their asses kicked) She began an attack on all the heroes, sending out powerful energy bolts to try and take them down. But eventually she moved on to focus her rage into attacking Electric Christy, leaving the other heroes to deal with the PEP. Silk specter put up a good fight but eventually the PEP overwhelmed her and took her out, she managed to bring quiet a few with her tho. The Doctor used his ‘Screwdriver’ device to emit a powerful ear shattering sound which seemed to react with the bots. Deadpool continues his whacky slashing and smashing while Night Nurse prepared her sedative. The Doctor was taking down with a few star bolts, he looked quiet badly injured but he got up and uh…did something? Look its really complicated and hard to explain basically he managed to make all the bots go BOOM!. Blackfire, enraged that the PEP (lap dogs) were getting decimated decided to return her focus to the heroes after leaving Electric christy to die after a brutal assault. She blasted all the heroes, sending many of them flying but The Doctor seemed to fair the worst as he was basted multiple times and sent flying up the road, he looked near-death as he landed. Spider-Man took the fight to Blackfire but it wasn’t a winning battle she managed to fend him off. That is until the doctor got up explaining to Blackfire exacty why our heroes fight and exactly why their lives mean more to many more people, he then unleashed some sort of energy blast at her which seemed to do some type of injury as she flew away shortly after. Before leaving she unleashed an attack right at Night Nurse but Deadpool managed to shield her and took the blunt of the attack while Spider-Man managed to web zip out of the area. The heroes won this battle for sure but not without some injuries, Spider-Man was heard as saying something about a ‘fracture’ While Electric christy and Silk specter were both KO. At the end of it all witnesses report seeing The Doctor walk away with…blond hair? We’re not sure whats gonna happen next folks but stick around because whenever we get news so will you! – Reported by CP