“Hello everyone this is your neighborhood Harley given a special report! It seems earlier this week a group of terrorist have been seen going against this wonderful regime and tryin ta steal a weapon set to protect all ya wonderful people out there. I don’t know what this world is coming ta. Lucky I was there to put a stop to it. Looks like we got a few new felons on the scene. Tauros is immensely strong and stubborn. She is as stubborn as Bane and nearly as strong as the Blue Boy Scout himself. She is the bitch that shattered my poor hammer. Do you know how much that hammer cost? I swear some people have absolutely no respect for other people’s property. We brought Elites ans some of the Best PEP officers we could find and she blew through them like tissue paper. No worries they will be well taken care of.”
As you can see the new self proclaimed heroines facing off against the brace men and women of the PEP and the wonderfully designed Elites.
“Further more you dear old Harley manages to escape the mental and physical attacks of the dangerous Psi-kick, (giggles) Oh my goodness what kind of name is that? Sidekick give me a break hon. Your name could not be more obvious if you tried. Both were intent on ripping your men and women apart. These terrorist just don’t let up! Those poor people in the PEP stood little chance against them but just know they fought bravely. (However useless it was ). Anyway we had a brand new uninvited guest attempting to take away your freedoms that you enjoy so much. Her name: All-Star a brand new Captain America wannabe. She arrived on the scene shortly after. Your Harley fought bravely as Well and managed to knock old Psi-kick to the ground. She knocked the woman out with her famous things. But the woman did the most heinous, unforgivable, and outrageous thing a person could possibly do. (Crying) She murdered my granddaughters! The vile, disgusting, sadistic, cruel, evil-wench went and murdered my girls.”
A brand-new self proclaimed heroine joins the scene! A new Captain America knock-off. Someone should tell her that the stars and stripes look is highly overrated. Sigh but some won’t listen to good fashion advice. Here you see her taking on your PEP. Armed and very dangerous.
“The heroines made quick work of your brave defenders and decided to gang up on your poor ole Harley. They charged me with strength and speed . Your Harley fought bravely for the honor of her precious family. We all traded blows as they tried ta kill me! Ya know some folks just don’t know how ta play nice. I tried my best ta fend them off using everything i could. They just ain’t got no honor they attacked me from all sides but y’know your dear old Harley is not that easily taken down once she get’s revved up. Hammer s went fly and blows and kicks were thrown but the aforementioned Taurus shattered the hammerhead but still I fought for you.”
Look there see how they fight. They don’t even have the guts to take me on one by one. At least Bats worked alone most of the time.
“This has been a special report from the desk of..(Wait what’s your name? Huh? Is that right? What the hell kind of name is that! Look don’t tell me how ta do my job bozo or you’ll find yourself six feet under and a dollar short ya got that. …….I swear it’s hard ta find good employees these days)..This has been a special report from the desk of Eddie Winston by way of your friendly neighborhood Harley. Please stay tuned for more as the story develops. Have a wonderful day!”
Well at least we know that the sisters are not invincible. Then again neither are the heroes. Spider-man gets his butt kicked but the vicious kitten manages to wound one of the witches. Thank God for small miracles. Whatever set them off i hope they never come back again. however i doubt thata will be the end of them. I’m not sure what frightens me more. The fact that Stone ever trusted such a coven or the people who claim to protect us.
Taking on the head witch. did not turn out so well for the spider but at least they managed to fdorce a retreat. What will happen for here i don’t know. Who can we trust? Who do we believe in? I….I just don’t know anymore.
The ‘Heroes’ Begin their assault on the coven. The big cat lady attack with vicious ferocity only to be repelled by their telekinetic barrier. Spider-an joins the fray as well with very little success as well. Some of the citizens despite their saviors seem highly ungrateful and are attacking the Heroes. what ahs gotten into everyone. Where did their common sense? I do not understand exactly what is going on. Please somebody help us. I don’t think this is natural. Why would they do this. It seems they are paying the price. OH MY GOD!! There is blood everywhere! Oh God somebody help uS! I can hear the screams of the children as they are ripped apart the cries of women and the utter terror of the men. Oh God ! These heroes are no heroes. They are no better than the witches. They…. They are monsters. Somebody Help us!
Sesshat has gone mad. What the hell is she.? Oh the humanity!
Whether witches or telepaths it doesn’t matter. the fear and destruction wrought here is palpable. Anything in their path suffers. were they here to destroy us or protect us. We just don’t know. What was Stone thinking. We have doubts about our supposed leader. The fear and intimidation they gave off was unlike anything i have ever felt before. I could have sworn the entire world shook under their wake. Stone has gone off the deep end to trust these women. Then again are the heroes any better. The leader….. the leader…. no one knows who she i. Even though her face is not hidden there seems to be something clouding all rationality and judgement. It keeps you from figuring anything out. Dark skies and utter fear is all i feel as i watch this display. The screams and pain of other people is too much my own fear is taking over. Oh dear sweet merciful GOd help us all! Hopefully Spider-man AND Sesshat are enough to deter this loathsome coven of witches. If they can’t God help us all
Fear dread terror and dark skies. These are the only things i could use to describe this as the Sisters of fate arrive on scene.
Earlier this morning the Terrorist known as She-Hulk and the reprocessed living weapon known as code name Marvel were seen brutally attacking an innocent Woman dressed in black for no reason what so ever from what we have gathered.
In the mist of that it seems the Green Raging Monster we know as The Hulk was seen helping this woman but from close shots thanks to our brave camera men who were there to see it all it seems the beast had pure red eyes and was showing signs of accelerated aging in its face which could only mean one thing the beast was actually a clone. Either way it did help the woman manage to get away from the terrorist and living weapon even handling its own against the both of them that is to Marvel Boy turned into some sort of sentient being made entirely out of pure being, the battle was brutal and it seemed Marvel Boy took massive injuries in the long run of things but it seems he was powerful enough to destroy the clone of Hulk with a large emit of pure energy that was close to the power of an atomic bomb. Our CEO of Alchemax Tyler Stone had this to say…..Tyler Stone: “Monster or no monster She Hulk and Marvel Boy put the lives of many in huge danger non of my men at the Public Eye Police would have done that if they were around and even though the monster was destroyed there was more damage done in the end….I would take matters into my own hand but do to some riots of “new heroes” followers starting to multiple faster then rabbits I will have to put any future investigations on hold for now until my men can settle things in my city”……..It seems these terrorists have started to infect the minds of our own fellow New Yorkers but I do have hope that Alchemax and the Public Eye Police will be able to bring justice amongst these monsters and keep us all safe as they usually do. Find out what the next breaking news will be by tuning in to New York New York good times News.
Reported by Alfred Shig
Earlier this morning a situation went down that has changed something we may have never seen in a long time justice brought to this city. Thats right viewers it seems our very own Spider-Punisher has finally rid this city of the terrorist known as electric Christy, for those that don’t remember Christy use to be a very well respected high officer of the Public Eye Police but after seeming to have the hots for fellow electric terrorist Livewire she turned traitor and even tried to find ways to assassinate Tyler Stone himself.
Electric Christy Arrives on the scene. What does she have planned ? Noone know .
Tyler Stone: Christy for most of the time I knew her was actually a very troubled young woman she had a rough life and even had a huge drug addiction I had tried to help her stay on the straight path and have her change her ways but someone people can’t be saved it seems…She tried to brainwash my loyal Bodyguard to turn against me luckily with Spider-Punisher’s training he not only managed to stay on the side of justice but also finally rid us of electric Christy once and for all”.
From what some civilians had heard it seems Christy had tried tried to seduce the loyal Spider-Punisher promising false hopes and lies outside of Alchemax but he did not fall for them as she went to grab his hand he slayed her where she stood by shanking her 27 times in the stomach area and watched her bleed out. With the news of the terrorist known as Electric Christy dead I’m glad to say this worl may be say with Stone, Spider-Punisher, and the rest of the Public Eye Police incharge and I also like to thank them for what they did today.
Bye, bye Electric Christy. The electric Princess is no more
Find out what else comes our way by tunning in next time at New York New York good times News.
Reported by Alfred Shigg
Was this really necessary? The Unicorn was easily overpowered and bought down by the heroes. Villains like this pretty much defeat themselves. With evil doers like this….who needs heroes. Who is the Unicorn? Where did he come from ? Is he a danger to anyone but himself? Where did he get his outfit? Who knows………..the fans reply….whatever.
The unicorn is brutally taken down by Livewire and Green Lantern